Every time my son gets his braces tightened, his jaw hurts and he can’t eat solid food. So, he makes smoothies. While pulling ingredients out of the freezer for his liquid meal, he stumbled across a package of frozen broccoli. He dumped some of the green vegetables into the blender, along with the berries and [...]
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Life is Like A Broccoli Smoothie
Posted in Life's Lessons, What's for Dinner, tagged broccoli, chocolate, Haiti, smoothies on February 2, 2010 | 8 Comments »
One More Thing That Makes You Fat
Posted in Animal Farm, What's for Dinner, tagged apples, dogs, flu on October 8, 2009 | 4 Comments »
If you are eating an apple a day in the hopes that it will keep the doctor away, I have bad news for you. My family has been eating lots of apples lately. More than one each a day. My kids like to dip their apples in peanut butter, and one week they ate so [...]
When Life Gives You Apples
Posted in Animal Farm, What's for Dinner, tagged applesauce, canning, dogs, humor, Irish Setter on October 5, 2009 | 6 Comments »
The month of October marks a couple of special anniversaries for our family. First of all, nine years ago this month we got our dog Hershey. And two years ago this month we got our other dog Graham Cracker. To commemorate these important occasions, we made applesauce–61 quarts and seven pints of it. I’m kidding. Just [...]
Only Losers Don’t Go Bowling On Thanksgiving
Posted in What's for Dinner, tagged bowling, family, food, humor, life, pie, Thanksgiving, traditions on November 28, 2008 | 3 Comments »
What is better than overeating, spending time with family, and hours of kitchen clean-up? Bowling, of course. That’s what we did for Thanksgiving. I know what you are thinking. Only pathetic losers with nowhere to go and nothing better to do go bowling on Thanksgiving. But that’s not true. Losers aren’t people who bowl on Thanksgiving. Losers [...]
Wacky Mac Snack
Posted in Life's Lessons, What's for Dinner, tagged election, friends, humor, life, teenagers on November 5, 2008 | 7 Comments »
Everyone at my house is upset about the election results. So is everyone in the whole world. I know this because my 17 year old told me that everyone on Facebook (i.e. the whole world) is upset. Okay, so those are only his friends he is talking about, but he has a lot of friends. [...]
Coming Down From the Halloween Sugar High
Posted in What's for Dinner, tagged candy, Halloween, humor, life, sugar, trick-or-treat on November 3, 2008 | 2 Comments »
One of my neighbors gave out apples for Halloween this year. APPLES! Aside from the taboo against apples as Halloween treats, don’t they know that apples are NUTRITIOUS?! What if everyone started giving out healthy food? Imagine the trauma to our children. Imagine the childhood obesity epidemic decreasing. Imagine the loss of revenue to the candy [...]
Halloween Tip or Treat
Posted in How (Not) To Do Stuff, Life's Lessons, What's for Dinner, tagged candy, costumes, Halloween, humor, trick-or-treating on October 28, 2008 | 1 Comment »
It’s that time of year again when our precious little goblins and ghouls dress up in costumes that display their true nature. JK. They put on costumes and only PRETEND to be bad. Or angels. In honor of that, here are some tips for a safe and fun Halloween that have always, or mostly always, worked [...]
Does That Come With Fries?
Posted in Animal Farm, What's for Dinner, tagged book report, books for kids, food, homework, humor, life, reading on October 24, 2008 | 1 Comment »
As you meditate on the many mysteries of the universe, ponder this: Is it a potato, a basset hound, or a book report? If you answered book report, you would be correct. Of course, you’d also be correct if you answered basset hound. Or potato. (Don’t you just love a quiz where every answer is [...]



