Gene Roddenberry (the mastermind behind Star Trek) and his wife are having their remains blasted into space –a fitting tribute to the man responsible for much of my alien-like behavior (or my behavior of liking aliens) as a child. It’s partly Mr. Roddenberry’s fault that I would stare up into the night sky waiting for space [...]
Archive for the ‘Deconstruction’ Category
Where No Chair Has Gone Before
Posted in Deconstruction, tagged black hole, Gene Roddenberry, recliner, science fiction and fantasy, space, Star Trek on January 28, 2009 | 6 Comments »
A Few of My Favorite Things
Posted in Deconstruction, tagged cold, countertops, flooring, furnace, humor, kids, life on January 22, 2009 | 2 Comments »
My kids keep accusing me of caring more about my new kitchen countertop and floor than I care about them. They say this because I get upset when they scrape a chair across the floor or put something hot directly on the countertop. While it is true that I do baby the new countertop and floor, [...]
How to Choose a Countertop
Posted in Deconstruction, How (Not) To Do Stuff, tagged home improvement, How to, humor, remodeling on April 30, 2008 | Comments Off
Or…Does That Come in Tropical Punch? Right now I am facing a major, life altering decision. It’s a right up there with choosing a spouse, a name for a baby, or a new pair of shoes. This decision has kept me puzzled during the day and tossing and turning at night. I’ve changed my mind [...]
Guitar Hero Blues
Posted in Deconstruction, tagged family, Guitar Hero, humor, teenagers, video games on March 24, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Saturday night my 15 year old son was upset because he had played so much of the video game “Guitar Hero” that he now had a cheap-looking, plastic guitar where his previously handsome head should be. Okay, you know this could never happen, right? First of all, my son would not be upset by a [...]
How to Fix a Leaking Shower
Posted in Deconstruction, How (Not) To Do Stuff, tagged fireplace, home improvement, How to, humor on March 19, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Or… Fight Water with Fire About a month ago we noticed that our master bathroom shower was leaking down into the basement. Confronting this semi-major catastrophe head on (as is our way), we strategically placed paper cups on the floor downstairs to catch the drips. Surprisingly, this wasn’t a permanent solution. Our kids kept knocking [...]



