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Guess what picture of a half Labrador/half Irish Setter ranks as the most popular picture of a half Labrador/half Irish Setter in all of the google kingdom? This one: It’s my dog, Hershey. If you don’t believe me about Hershey’s popularity, go to google images and type in “half Lab half Irish Setter” and see [...]

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In theory, I’m aware that dogs are not people. I have yet to put clothes on my dogs, or have dog birthday parties. Okay, that was someone else’s birthday. A human person’s birthday. (I confess that I have been invited to a dog birthday party next week. And I am probably going. But I will [...]

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Yesterday, our family had to give up Sugar. We are now officially Sugar free. We miss Sugar already. Because Sugar is sweet. And Sugar is wonderful. We love Sugar. I’ve got the shakes just thinking about it. Is there a rehab center for Sugar addicts? A way to overcome the withdrawals? We will mourn the loss of Sugar. [...]

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Any person of sound mind knows that if one looks up chaos in the dictionary, one would find the definition “the confused unorganized state existing when people, who already have two dogs, get another.” Yes, yes we did. But it’s not what you’re thinking. Unless you’re thinking that we got a third dog. Then it’s [...]

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If you are eating an apple a day in the hopes that it will keep the doctor away, I have bad news for you. My family has been eating lots of apples lately. More than one each a day. My kids like to dip their apples in peanut butter, and one week they ate so [...]

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The month of October marks a couple of special anniversaries for our family. First of all, nine years ago this month we got our dog Hershey. And two years ago this month we got our other dog Graham Cracker. To commemorate these important occasions, we made applesauce–61 quarts and seven pints of it. I’m kidding. Just [...]

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Anyone who blogs knows how hard it is to keep writing good content consistently. But take heart—there are reasons to keep on blogging. Well, at least five for me, anyway: 1.) So that my son, who is in college, has something to read during biology class. My son was “fortunate” enough to enroll in a [...]

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Dogs Say the Funniest Things

Last night I told the kids to do something cute or say something funny so I could write a blog post about it. My request was met with blank stares and silence. Although I think someone sometime at dinner might have said, “pass the salt.” My 9 year old daughter did volunteer to let me [...]

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Last week my daughter’s goldfish died. Much weeping ensued, since she’d become attached to it in the day we’d had it. Not really. That one day was enough time for my 8 year old to realize what a worthless pet a goldfish is, something I’d been harping about since the Goldfish Debacle of ’01, when [...]

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The other night my 17 year old son spent a couple of hours looking online for college scholarships. Getting a scholarship is difficult. People are not willing to just give you $10,000–they want you to have accomplished something. They expect you to have leadership experience or good grades. Or, leadership experience and good grades. Then, [...]

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