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Archive for January, 2009

The Best Blog Post Ever

I had this really great idea for a blog post. Really. It was great. It was so great that it would have had you lol-ing, rotfl-ing, haha-ing, hehhehheh-ing, and maybe hohoho-ing, even though it’s not Christmas. But then, I checked my email. And I had a message from a friend who wanted me to join [...]

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Gene Roddenberry (the mastermind behind Star Trek) and his wife are having their remains blasted into space –a fitting tribute to the man responsible for much of my alien-like behavior (or my behavior of liking aliens) as a child. It’s partly Mr. Roddenberry’s fault that I would stare up into the night sky waiting for space [...]

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My kids keep accusing me of caring more about my new kitchen countertop and floor than I care about them. They say this because I get upset when they scrape a chair across the floor or put something hot directly on the countertop. While it is true that I do baby the new countertop and floor, [...]

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My 17 year old knows where he wants to go to college, but he doesn’t know what he wants to study. The other night, though, he made an important decision concerning his future. He said, “I’m going to be Batman.” I’ve heard that’s a difficult major. The “Leap From Tall Buildings Using A Tool From [...]

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When my 16 year old son was in first grade, I got a call from his elementary school teacher. She said, “Your son fell off the monkey bars and hurt his leg. I think you need to come get him.” I (as compassionate as always) said, “There’s half an hour left of school. Can’t he [...]

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Hesiod in the 8th Century BC said, “I see no hope for the future of our people if they are dependent on the frivolous youth of today….” Well, I have news for him. And for everyone else who worries about the upcoming generation: We are raising great kids. Who are smart. When our children take [...]

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Dogs Say the Funniest Things

Last night I told the kids to do something cute or say something funny so I could write a blog post about it. My request was met with blank stares and silence. Although I think someone sometime at dinner might have said, “pass the salt.” My 9 year old daughter did volunteer to let me [...]

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Since everyone in the blogosphere has already posted a Best of 2008 list, I thought I’d give you a Best of the Week list. That’s as far back as I can remember, anyway. Best Quote of the Week: In response to me saying that I needed to put on some make-up, my 16 year old [...]

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